Step 1: Figure out who you are. (Difficult.)
Step 2: Live in harmony with who you are. (Harder still.)
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Health
Bad for you?
According to the Surgeon General.
Options
Yes! I had money on bar soap.
Hygienic haiku
It’s time to replace my toothbrush.
Evangelist
Maybe there’s an oil that can remove a country’s regret for electing the Donald?
Advice
Ball’s in his court.
Solitary?
I like when people make obvious comments in a sincere manner.
Now on the breakfast aisle…
May cause indigestion.
We all get old…
Air Vicodin.
Core choices
Here’s another one our friends at The New Yorker rejected.
