Health

Evangelist


Maybe there’s an oil that can remove a country’s regret for electing the Donald?

Advice


Ball’s in his court. 

Solitary?


I like when people make obvious comments in a sincere manner. 

Now on the breakfast aisle…


May cause indigestion.

We all get old…


Air Vicodin. 

Core choices

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Here’s another one our friends at The New Yorker rejected.

Instructions

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Trump would have to be extra careful with his mane. I can’t wait for part 4!

This just in…

Fungus concerns

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What kind of sandals would Big J wear today? Rainbows?

Unclean

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Even the Son of Man is piling on Oreos…