You didn’t know they had microphones in the 1st century?


So said Louis Pasteur, who was vaccinated for Christmas.


The name of the cereal is my favorite part of this cartoon.

46 million

Google images for turkeys. That is one ugly bird…

Holiday archives

He bought the sign materials at the hardware shoppe. 

She’s no patriot…

You make 

Tube steak?

You take

Bathroom break.


I’m old and I need my sleep. Stay off my lawn, kids!

Katy Perry’d

Doggone loud

I feel you, dawg. 

Speech leak…

Too many characters for a Twitter post. Here’s a leaked excerpt from Trump’s upcoming 4th of July speech…