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Now featuring fancy new formatting.

Maybe they can call this guy in to help.

A word of advice: stay away from Sanders today.

‘Twould be an interesting place to be.

There is no chance I call in sick tomorrow, as much as I’d like to–way too much to do. I’m a big believer in the “vacation from the vacation” philosophy, if one is traveling.

Can’t bring weapons to work, but anybody can bring a bad attitude. There’s no security screening for that.

Not sure where that is on the food pyramid

There may not be a better phrase coined in 2014 than “conscious uncoupling.”

I’m not celebrating irresponsibility here as much as enjoying the use of vocabulary to somewhat mask irresponsibility. Big words will always obfuscate middle management. And I gave the boss a mustache because it feels like all surly bosses should have a mustache.

My present vocation is very meaningful, but my favorite job was working as a Page at the large, main public library for two summers during college. I love being surrounded by books. Libraries are still special places for me.