An alternate means

2-16-18-hare

This is a pretty good cartoon. Still rejected by The New Yorker.

Dinner options

2-14-17-maitre-d

How many couples are getting engaged tonight? Another rejected New Yorker cartoon.

There’s an app for that

2-12-17-romeo

Here’s one of two seasonal cartoons The New Yorker didn’t want as their Valentine.

Note: I admit that when I was creating this I thought “wherefore” meant “where”, as in location. My wonderful mom informed me that it is the archaic way of asking “why?” Hmm. It still works…

Containers

9-2016-pandoras

No storage available for this cartoon at The New Yorker. Rejected. But I still like the idea.

Counseling a turkey

11-2016-survivors-remorse

I submitted this to The New Yorker about 10 days ago. Since I haven’t heard back and we are now post-Thanksgiving, I’m assuming they didn’t see it in time, and I’m sharing it with you. I’m getting rejection notices more quickly but don’t think I’m on their radar to “jump the line” and have my submissions evaluated before they come up in the queue.

Post-election drink?

11-10-16-wry-whiskey

Hmm…just like the president-elect? Here’s another New Yorker cartoon that didn’t agree with the magazine’s palate.