May 2, 2014

May 2, 2014

Read this line in a Harry Dolan novel, found it amusing, and decided to illustrate it. I have to give the folks in black some credit, though, they keep their wardrobe consistent no matter the weather.

April 8, 2014

April 8, 2014

Personalities are like jackets. We try on a fair number before we find one that fits. I was a thoughtful anarchist in high school for about three months…

March 10, 2014

March 10, 2014

I came across this phrase, “the whimsical cartographer,” in a novel I was recently reading. It captured me. This cartoon is the result.

March 8, 2014

March 8, 2014

I suppose this is better than a bunch of sullen employees who ignore you. But how about a middle ground, like a simple, pleasant head nod to acknowledge your arrival? I just want a sandwich, Subway, not a new group of friends. This policy is clearly the work of extroverts.

February 22, 2014

February 22, 2014

This should be my standard response to all requests involving other humans.