
I’m old, so I still prefer the original movie.

I’m old, so I still prefer the original movie.

Little darling, I don’t know anything about horse racing…

Watching sports on television with passionate fans is often more entertaining than the games themselves.

Every team feels hopeful at this time of the year. Well, except the Cubs.

I’ll be on the couch all weekend if you need me. Cheers!

I suppose for a billion dollars I could be persuaded to root for the Blue Devils. Happy bracketing.

Rest in peace, Dr. Jobe.

Derek Jeter spoke to the media yesterday regarding his retirement at the end of the coming season. I believe this accurately represents the feelings of 89% of baseball fans.

I haven’t watched a single second of the winter Olympics this year. I’m not protesting or anything–just been busy with/interested in other things. I heard Bob Costas had some eye trouble; that’s all I know.

I think we’re better with sunscreen now, but when I was growing up there always seemed to be at least one kid who returned from a winter holiday weekend looking like a sunburnt raccoon. This is that kid’s father.