February 20, 2014

February 20, 2014

Derek Jeter spoke to the media yesterday regarding his retirement at the end of the coming season. I believe this accurately represents the feelings of 89% of baseball fans.

February 19, 2014

February 19, 2014

I haven’t watched a single second of the winter Olympics this year. I’m not protesting or anything–just been busy with/interested in other things. I heard Bob Costas had some eye trouble; that’s all I know.

February 18, 2014

February 18, 2014

I think we’re better with sunscreen now, but when I was growing up there always seemed to be at least one kid who returned from a winter holiday weekend looking like a sunburnt raccoon. This is that kid’s father.