
My daughter thought this one was really funny. My son was not as impressed. Anybody ever had cactus salad?

My daughter thought this one was really funny. My son was not as impressed. Anybody ever had cactus salad?

They start younger and younger these days… Heard this phrase in a TV episode and thought it would be humorous in the mouth of a kindergartener.

Song still has a good hook. Tommy Tutone’s “Jenny” is close to the top of the one-hit wonders list.

The pretentiousness of the automobile industry as a whole is something to behold, but the current belief that we as consumers will somehow be more drawn to “pre-owned” cars over “used” cars is just insulting. “Oh, it’s pre-owned? I thought it was just used. That changes everything!”

Insults are bad enough; they’re made worse by lack of punctuation.

Happy Arbor Day! Go hug a tree for me and Jeffrey.

Nice job policing that steak.

I’d never document a toothbrush purchase. Maybe deodorant. Definitely socks.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Some people just don’t appreciate the arts.