This is a real thing.
Look at me.
This is a real thing.
Opportunity
Everybody like bacon.
Better than a flu shot.
I’ve missed the little people. It’s good to have them back.
October 27, 2015
I wish glow-in-the-dark ectoplasm was available when I was a kid.
October 16, 2015
Somewhere in the United States right now, a group of white people are in a room trying to figure out how to market products to African Americans. I’m just another white boy but I think the Jay-Z Boy urban recliner could be dope.
May 26, 2015
Ah, yes: World Wide Weirdos.
January 20, 2015
As a Wilco fan it was difficult not to type “Nels Cline,” their outstanding lead guitarist. I suppose he is the chairman of the chord…
March 26, 2014
I’m not celebrating irresponsibility here as much as enjoying the use of vocabulary to somewhat mask irresponsibility. Big words will always obfuscate middle management. And I gave the boss a mustache because it feels like all surly bosses should have a mustache.
White Outs 