
Chocolate malts are always right.

Chocolate malts are always right.

Here’s another one our friends at The New Yorker rejected.

They should never have made those new Arrested Development episodes…

I submitted this to The New Yorker about 10 days ago. Since I haven’t heard back and we are now post-Thanksgiving, I’m assuming they didn’t see it in time, and I’m sharing it with you. I’m getting rejection notices more quickly but don’t think I’m on their radar to “jump the line” and have my submissions evaluated before they come up in the queue.

I also prefer boxed stuffing to free-range stuffing. Here’s one from a year ago.

Happy Thanksgiving cartoon consumers.

How about the best night?


Here’s a Thanksgiving cartoon from two years ago, back in the “black and white” days of whiteouts. It was fun to add some color.
Of course, it’s not just the turkeys who need a non-anxious presence these days.

Fact: people love beets.