
I only made it through Webelos in the Boy Scout journey, and I have no idea how to tie knots, other than the necktie variety. My older brother, the Eagle Scout, can still do them all.

I only made it through Webelos in the Boy Scout journey, and I have no idea how to tie knots, other than the necktie variety. My older brother, the Eagle Scout, can still do them all.

Everyone talks about how wonderful it is to be unplugged, but I’ll bet if Andy Griffith had an iphone available he would have loved it. Well, certainly Barney would have. Andy was a bit of a luddite.

Yeah, kinda did. In my defense, it’s sort of bulky and I would have had to leave my toiletries behind.

He asked for it. No respect.

I don’t like wearing t-shirts with logos and graphics, generally speaking. The wife thinks it’s ridiculous that I don’t like wearing t-shirts with logos and graphics, generally speaking.

I was supposed to go rock climbing one weekend. The trip ended up getting belayed.

Can’t bring weapons to work, but anybody can bring a bad attitude. There’s no security screening for that.

David Hasselhoff makes everything look easy. Especially singing in German

When I’m out walking with my kids I like to voice the thoughts of the neighborhood dogs and cats. Turns out they’re a pretty entertaining bunch. Not a “Mr. Mittens” among them, though. That name will get you beat up.

Not sure where that is on the food pyramid