
The Tonight Show is for young people, singles, the unemployed, those without kids, those with Digital Video Recorders, and night owls. I am none of these. I wish Mr. Fallon well, there’s no way he can be worse than Magic Johnson.

The Tonight Show is for young people, singles, the unemployed, those without kids, those with Digital Video Recorders, and night owls. I am none of these. I wish Mr. Fallon well, there’s no way he can be worse than Magic Johnson.

Be safe out there and make good choices, people.

Perception meets reality. After drawing this I realized there is a Far Side cartoon that hits the same theme. Apparently I’ve internalized Gary Larson so much over the years that my subconscious churns out his material. Regardless, this hold true: women should never assume we’re having great thoughts. We’re not.

Derek Jeter spoke to the media yesterday regarding his retirement at the end of the coming season. I believe this accurately represents the feelings of 89% of baseball fans.