Yeah, kinda did. In my defense, it’s sort of bulky and I would have had to leave my toiletries behind.
May 22, 2014
He asked for it. No respect.
May 21, 2014
I don’t like wearing t-shirts with logos and graphics, generally speaking. The wife thinks it’s ridiculous that I don’t like wearing t-shirts with logos and graphics, generally speaking.
May 20, 2014
I was supposed to go rock climbing one weekend. The trip ended up getting belayed.
May 19, 2014
Can’t bring weapons to work, but anybody can bring a bad attitude. There’s no security screening for that.
May 18, 2014
David Hasselhoff makes everything look easy. Especially singing in German
May 17, 2014
When I’m out walking with my kids I like to voice the thoughts of the neighborhood dogs and cats. Turns out they’re a pretty entertaining bunch. Not a “Mr. Mittens” among them, though. That name will get you beat up.
May 16, 2014
Not sure where that is on the food pyramid
May 15, 2014
Most of the time I remember.
May 14, 2014
Was his car rear-ended or was it RAMmed?
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