
My daughter thought this one was really funny. My son was not as impressed. Anybody ever had cactus salad?

My daughter thought this one was really funny. My son was not as impressed. Anybody ever had cactus salad?

Nice job policing that steak.

I do love Cadbury caramel eggs.

Someone has to ask the practical questions.

I’ll have a steak sandwich.

It’s a conundrum; I can’t figure it out.

I suppose this is better than a bunch of sullen employees who ignore you. But how about a middle ground, like a simple, pleasant head nod to acknowledge your arrival? I just want a sandwich, Subway, not a new group of friends. This policy is clearly the work of extroverts.

This is an almost verbatim conversation I had with my 12-year old yesterday. He is fond of the Cheese It.