funny

Coming Monday…


If only that would actually shut him up.

Insult strategy


Rejected. 

Rear Window


Closer than you think. 

Now in bookstores…


Oh behave, Mr. Darcy!

She’s no patriot…


You make 

Tube steak?

You take

Bathroom break.

Freezer


The worst.

More texting…


Maybe you’re harder than you think, Terry.

The grass is not always…


Nope. It’s not.

First time


Don’t choke, blue stripe.

Shave


Is there such a thing as razor PTSD?