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Pete’s right. I should have bought a turtle.
Anthropomorphizing the Diety is amusing.
Kiwis are good, but they’re a lot of work. My son avoids this by eating them like an apple, peel and all.
What a gift to be even partially understood in life.
Rejected by the New Yorker. 😩
They find you when you’re most relaxed.
Eight arms are better than two.