Anthropomorphizing the Diety is amusing.
Kiwis are good, but they’re a lot of work. My son avoids this by eating them like an apple, peel and all.
What a gift to be even partially understood in life.
Rejected by the New Yorker. 😩
They find you when you’re most relaxed.
Eight arms are better than two.
Sometimes pianos eliminate the middle pedal altogether. Like it doesn’t even exist. *sniff*
“Dear Paul White, we regret that we are unable to use the attached material.” Me too.