Margaret
The queen
A benevolent monarch, until you cross her:
Otto
Good one, Pete.
Advice
Ball’s in his court.
Line?
Do these pick up lines ever work? Asking for a friend.
October 26, 2015
The Man just regulates the fun out of everything.
June 14, 2015
It’s rough being a kid today, especially with all those helicopters around.
January 15, 2015
I have no doubt that someday this is coming to a school near you…
November 20, 2014
Seems to me the Pooh bear might like honey in his shampoo bottle. But what do I know?
July 15, 2014
I used to have to do this as a kid. I’m sure it didn’t hurt, but I didn’t like it!
White Outs 