A benevolent monarch, until you cross her:
Do these pick up lines ever work? Asking for a friend.
The Man just regulates the fun out of everything.
It’s rough being a kid today, especially with all those helicopters around.
I have no doubt that someday this is coming to a school near you…
Seems to me the Pooh bear might like honey in his shampoo bottle. But what do I know?
I used to have to do this as a kid. I’m sure it didn’t hurt, but I didn’t like it!