I’m an A.M. adult. Sorry, Pete.
Doodling on the phone while watching Shohei Ohtani hit home runs on the tablet.
I’m always taller in the morning. Have to adjust my rear view mirror on the way to and back home from work…
I’ll have the sleep #5. With fries.
…are more interesting than others.
I’m old and I need my sleep. Stay off my lawn, kids!
This is how it feels to get out of bed some days…