writing

Some light verse


Encore. 

Now in bookstores…


Oh behave, Mr. Darcy!

This is what happens…


…when you grow up reading MAD magazine.

Inauthentic punctuation


How many unnecessary exclamation points are used? Too many to count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speech leak…


Too many characters for a Twitter post. Here’s a leaked excerpt from Trump’s upcoming 4th of July speech…

Somebody stop this song


If only he just sang to paper…

Marine Biology?


Where there’s a will, there’s a Hemingway.

Fly away


Hate when this happens…

Same old, same old…


Sometimes life boxes you in.

Blue! No Yellow!


I’m sure there are bigger fans of Shel’s work than me, but not many. Question is quoted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the uninitiated.