Famous Young Celebrity Girl is my favorite. But she’s never going to make headlines acting like this.
April 1, 2014
Lock and load. And laugh.
March 31, 2014
March 30, 2014
Every team feels hopeful at this time of the year. Well, except the Cubs.
March 29, 2014
There may not be a better phrase coined in 2014 than “conscious uncoupling.”
March 28, 2014
Hope this wedding is ready for a gun show.
March 27, 2014
I might travel to see this.
March 27, 2014
It’s a conundrum; I can’t figure it out.
March 26, 2014
Get your head out of the gutter, this is nothing more than some innocent anatomical flirting. Who knew the collarbone could be so beautiful?
March 26, 2014
I’m not celebrating irresponsibility here as much as enjoying the use of vocabulary to somewhat mask irresponsibility. Big words will always obfuscate middle management. And I gave the boss a mustache because it feels like all surly bosses should have a mustache.
White Outs 