I don’t often laugh at my own stuff but this really amuses me.
Alpha anniversary change
Inspired from a walk in the park:
For my 22nd wedding anniversary:
A Bettie Serveert song lyric got this one going:
Vacuum salad
Thursday is the day after Wednesday. Happy Thursday…
Game night
Using all seven tiles in Scrabble is called a “bingo.”
Evolved
Gerald needs taming.
Holiday archives
He bought the sign materials at the hardware shoppe.
Some nights…
…are more interesting than others.
She’s no patriot…
You make
Tube steak?
You take
Bathroom break.
Special order
With a “p”.
Short fuse
Beware her ordinance.
White Outs 