Trump

Rhymes with…


Ye gads…

Who?


Still seeking a “Substitute.”

Of no accord


If only it was just a story about NBA ref Billy Crystal…

You can call me…


Make a new plan, Stan.

Tit for tat


It’s a soaped-up, watery incline.

Countdown


Hang in there, lady.

Stewardship


One earth. Let’s not allow the greedy and short-sighted to win the day. 

He knows…


The Knucklehead List is worse than the Naughty List, in case you were wondering.

Chaperone


I have no problem with the mealtime rules of VPOTUS…whatever…I just think this is funny.

Skyfall


The gift that continues to give…